In the past few years, I have been lucky enough to never get above captain in PvP, and that was a struggle. So I think I am a bit of an expert on how to lose a PvP match. And now that we can use gold for tournaments, there are even more ways to spectacularly fail! So without further ado, here are my top ways to lose a ranked or tournament PvP match!
1) Towards the end of a quick match, when pierce is about 80%, use Juju.
2) Wear gear that cuts your critical block to 3%.
3) Forget to put stun block or conviction in your deck.
4) PvP angry.
5) Put only shadow spells in your deck, even though your chance of getting a shadow pip is 1%.
6) Forget you signed up for a tournament, start gardening, and get whisked into a match wearing all your energy gear.
7) Forget you signed up for a tournament, go fishing in Zafaria, and get whisked into a match wearing your fishing gear. Accompanied by an otter.
8) Click the little box that lets the game search for players above your rank, forgetting you're only a corporal. And level 10.
9) Use Heckhound when your health is down to about 300, and you only have 5 pips.
10) Sign up for a classic tournament, and forget to adjust everything, resulting in 20 resist, 30 damage, very unhelpful spells, and twitching.
What are your helpful hints for a guaranteed PvP loss? Is there something you do on a consistent basis that is so awful, you can only laugh? Have you witnessed a friend or loved one sobbing behind a tree due to their PvP mistake? When you visit Diego, does he just shake his head?
In the past few years, I have been lucky enough to never get above captain in PvP, and that was a struggle. So I think I am a bit of an expert on how to lose a PvP match. And now that we can use gold for tournaments, there are even more ways to spectacularly fail! So without further ado, here are my top ways to lose a ranked or tournament PvP match!
1) Towards the end of a quick match, when pierce is about 80%, use Juju.
2) Wear gear that cuts your critical block to 3%.
3) Forget to put stun block or conviction in your deck.
4) PvP angry.
5) Put only shadow spells in your deck, even though your chance of getting a shadow pip is 1%.
6) Forget you signed up for a tournament, start gardening, and get whisked into a match wearing all your energy gear.
7) Forget you signed up for a tournament, go fishing in Zafaria, and get whisked into a match wearing your fishing gear. Accompanied by an otter.
8) Click the little box that lets the game search for players above your rank, forgetting you're only a corporal. And level 10.
9) Use Heckhound when your health is down to about 300, and you only have 5 pips.
10) Sign up for a classic tournament, and forget to adjust everything, resulting in 20 resist, 30 damage, very unhelpful spells, and twitching.
What are your helpful hints for a guaranteed PvP loss? Is there something you do on a consistent basis that is so awful, you can only laugh? Have you witnessed a friend or loved one sobbing behind a tree due to their PvP mistake? When you visit Diego, does he just shake his head?
Let's have some fun with this!
Forgetting I signed up for a PvP match all the time! And when I think I'm ready, but I still have my tc-making deck on that only have 5 spells in. Rest in pieces. Lost Commander once that way
Once I had ran out of tower shield treasure cards and realized I had put in fortify tc in it's place- MID BATTLE AHHH!
Not looking carefully and mistaking Insane bolt for Wild Bolt. Eyes widened in horror as I killed myself.
First weeks doing PvP, thinking insane bolt spamming is a real strategy. Let's just say I can confirm PvP Private Rank of 0 does exist. Not sure why I didn't stop earlier lol
Hope to see you all in the Spiral!
Nathan GreenEyes 120 PvP Commander
Nathan GreenEyes 117 Hot in more ways than one (lol)
Trying to open your friends list but clicking 'X' by accident is a pretty painful one. If you're fast enough you can log back on to see your opponent get a One in a Million badge from you.
Forgetting I signed up for a PvP match all the time! And when I think I'm ready, but I still have my tc-making deck on that only have 5 spells in. Rest in pieces. Lost Commander once that way
Once I had ran out of tower shield treasure cards and realized I had put in fortify tc in it's place- MID BATTLE AHHH!
Not looking carefully and mistaking Insane bolt for Wild Bolt. Eyes widened in horror as I killed myself.
First weeks doing PvP, thinking insane bolt spamming is a real strategy. Let's just say I can confirm PvP Private Rank of 0 does exist. Not sure why I didn't stop earlier lol
Hope to see you all in the Spiral!
Nathan GreenEyes 120 PvP Commander
Nathan GreenEyes 117 Hot in more ways than one (lol)
(Currently questing through Mirage)
Nathan GreenEyes 110 Couch Potato Hoarder
Ryan HexPyre 104 Always Dying
Genevieve HexPyre 82+ PvP Warlord
(Currently questing through Avalon)
The tc making deck-done that. Died so quickly, I barely had time to register what I'd done. Sort of a "Hey, why don't I have more spells in my...oh and I'm dead."
Trying to open your friends list but clicking 'X' by accident is a pretty painful one. If you're fast enough you can log back on to see your opponent get a One in a Million badge from you.
Your opponent is about to die and you need to reshuffle to get a hit to win but accidentally deleted it then they use there's and heal and keep using balance disables on you
PvP Commander 
Hot in more ways than one (lol) 
Couch Potato Hoarder 
Always Dying
