"...And here we see the great Savior of the Spiral bounding in on their Golden Rubberian Waterfowl, donned in the Legendary Helm of Ultimate Protection....Have you ever seen anything so Majestic, this will surely go down in history as the most beautiful moment in Spiral history...."
The only thing that could make this any better is if we had gear made out of card board and pans, with a tacky wooden sword/broken tree branch wand. A real backyard knight. (Now I'm gonna be nostalgic for the rest of the day)
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