You know how before you fight a boss they tend to do say among the lines about how they would kill you and all? What would your wizard(s) say back to them? Comment down below on your take on how they would handle it.
"this is the part where we stop talking and i hurt you." "how does a power nova to the face sound right about now?" "let's dispense with formalities and let the face-smashing begin." "afraid to fight a girl, i see."
Me to Malistaire the Undying: You still think you can defeat me after I already beat you twice? (sighs) Give me one minute. (Pulls out laptop, looks up Malistaire the Undying's new cheats) Spends a lot of time setting up deck. (Malistaire looks very impatient) Me: What? You told me to prepare my spells! Okay Malistaire, it's time for me to raid your shop full of goodies!
Me when in a dungeon or battle with friends: Are you blind? Do you not realize that there are four of us? Geez your grammar is terrible, you should be addressing all of us, not just me! (Boss has a blank look on their face) Me: Not so confident now are you? Come on team, it's time to give an eye exam!!!
Any given wizard "Stop talking or I'll beat you with your own health bar."
or on my
"Do I want dark or extra crispy?"
Alternatively
"Efreet in Yo Face!".... I've actually said this one...
Bonus quote for when I'm losing "Sebastian you fire chicken wake up and help me!" or some variation of this I've also said this quote, anyone who has fought next to Tabitha Dragonheart has probably seen me type this or some variation of it.
COME GET SOME 
