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Wizard101 Jokes and Puns

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Geographer
Nov 22, 2015
859
Post Wizard101 jokes and puns here.

Here are some of mine.

1. How do treants count? One, two, tree.

2. Who is responsible for giving you pips? Pippi Longstocking.

3. The Fomori Giant didn't like his home in Avalon, so he decided to move to a town of humans. He had trouble fitting in.
Survivor
Jun 11, 2016
17
Those are some pretty funny jokes! Here's one!!

What is Moolinda Wu's favorite soda? Sprite!!
Geographer
Nov 22, 2015
859
Otter Milkshake on Jun 25, 2016 wrote:
Those are some pretty funny jokes! Here's one!!

What is Moolinda Wu's favorite soda? Sprite!!
Nice one!
Survivor
Jun 11, 2016
17
Why doesn't Cyrus Drake let Lydia Greyrose use his laptop anymore?
Because the last time he let her, the laptop froze!!
Defender
Jun 09, 2015
116
what does a pool become when a fire wizard comes in a hot tub
Defender
Aug 03, 2015
150
What do wizards sing when it is an ice wizards birthday?

Oh, freeze a jolly good fellow!
Defender
Aug 03, 2015
150
Why doesn't a helephant go to the beach? because he can't keep his trunks up!

pun: let's get kraken!
Squire
Jul 18, 2009
545
What kind of story does Cyrus Drake like to read? A Myth-tery!

What did Bartleby say when Malistaire came to take his eye? "Leaf me alone!"

What is Gamma's favorite Beyonce song? "Owl the Single Ladies"
Defender
Dec 07, 2012
130
Hello,

What if we just posted a bunch of puns or jokes here on this topic? I don't know xD...
But I'm gonna go for it.
Wizard 1: *Looks outside window*
Wizard 2: *Breaks door*
Wizard 1: o_o...
Wizard 1: How did you break my door? I don't want to replace it...
Wizard 2: Er... I'M MAGIC LOOK IT'S A EFREET LOOKING OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW
Wizard 2: *Breaks window and jumps outside the window*
*Sad violin plays*
Wizard 1: *Turns*
*Wizard 1 has a spider face with a single tear running down it*
Wizard 1: WHY... JUST WHY... THAT DOOR HAD CHICKENS EGGS ON IT...

(Boom randomness totally makes sense, like totally)

-Fiona
Defender
Dec 07, 2012
130
(I'm just going to use random names for this) (I'm also gonna use something I saw from a skit, but I'm gonna mix it up xD)
Violet: *Is swimming around during a party*
*Bubbles are everywhere*
Suri: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, VIOLET?
Violet: I'M BEING A DOLL PIN, SURI... BECAUSE DOLL PINS ARE GREAT.
Suri: o_O.
Violet: *Yodels loudly and is suddenly teleported into Pirate101 and is staring at some random pirate dude*
Violet: o_o...
Suri: Violet..? Did your doll pin friends take you to Celestia? o_o
Random pirate dude: ...Uh... *Sprints into a waterfall for no reason*
Violet: Well... *Flys on a Nyan Bonnie Anne*
Suri: *Is just left alone at the party* Well. *Awkward silence*
(Back at Autumn's house at Ravenwood...)
*Nyan Bonnie Anne flys through the roof*
Autumn: O_O *Pretty much just stares at Violet and Bonnie Anne*
Violet: Oh hey, Autumn... What's up? (o_o)
Autumn: Oh, yeah, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT THE ROOF OF MY HOUSE IS BROKEN
Violet: rip
Autumn: rip
Suri: rip this party

(This totally makes sense - Okay, let's face it this makes no sense at all, I'm just saying that comes to my mind )
Geographer
Nov 22, 2015
859
Who is the funniest teacher? Moolinda Wu, because she is "udderly a-MOO-sing"!
Geographer
Nov 22, 2015
859
What does a crafter say when it wants to know how you are feeling? "How ore you today?"
Geographer
Nov 22, 2015
859
Why are there B.O.X.E.S. quests in different worlds?

Because they are M.O.V.I.N.G. B.O.X.E.S. silly!
Geographer
Nov 22, 2015
859
What do leprechauns like to call blades? Lucky charms!
Administrator
These are great! Here's my attempt at some...

What is my favorite soda? ...Dr. PEPPER!
What color did I get on my manicure? ...HOT pink!
What is my favorite way to descend a tall building? ...the FIRE escape!

::grin::
“If the Mind is like a candle, the Heart is like the sun.” Professor Falmea
Delver
Feb 28, 2012
232
What's a turkey doing in Colossus Boulevard? There's not? I thought I saw a GOBBLER!!!
Armiger
Jan 11, 2012
2497
what do you call it when a kraken has a broken arm? A kraken kraken :P
Hero
May 07, 2015
724
Professor Falmea on Sep 22, 2016 wrote:
These are great! Here's my attempt at some...

What is my favorite soda? ...Dr. PEPPER!
What color did I get on my manicure? ...HOT pink!
What is my favorite way to descend a tall building? ...the FIRE escape!

::grin::
haha! those are funny professor falmea!
Geographer
Nov 22, 2015
859
Professor Falmea on Sep 22, 2016 wrote:
These are great! Here's my attempt at some...

What is my favorite soda? ...Dr. PEPPER!
What color did I get on my manicure? ...HOT pink!
What is my favorite way to descend a tall building? ...the FIRE escape!

::grin::
Hey, we got an admin!

Nice ones!
Explorer
Sep 25, 2016
68
I have one!

My pet Piggle was all grubby from playing in the Pet Derby, so I had to give him a HOGWASH!!
Survivor
Jan 27, 2013
30
What did the fire student say when he found out that Professor Flamea's hair was actually fire?

Well... I guess she's hot headed.

- Tatiana deathflame level 85
Survivor
Jan 27, 2013
30
Here's a random knock knock joke between Gamma and Merle Ambrose:

Gamma: Knock Knock

Merle Ambrose: Who's there?

Gamma: Owl

Merle Ambrose: Owl who?

Gamma: Owl being watching you...


Tatiana Deathflame level 94
Defender
Apr 14, 2014
111
If there are blackback gorillas in the drum jungle, then doesn't Kallah Silverback have any remnant of good in him?

Note: I'm just assuming white is light and black is shadow, just to limit confusion. Grey or silver is like walking a path in light and darkness.
Squire
Oct 29, 2011
586
Why do dragons have such bad breath?

They can't brush their teeth çause it melts off everytime.

(Oh my gosh I'm the worst)
Astrologist
Feb 28, 2014
1113
I'm not sure how good I am with jokes but here is goes.

What did Dworgyn say to Rattlebones? "I have a bone to pick with you"
What did the Wraith say to the Clockwork Golem? " time's up, pal"
What did Jabberwock say to his minions? "I like mine fried"
What does Cyrus Drake and Babba Yaga have in common? "A do not disturb sign"
What is Halston Balestrom's favorite game? "twister"
What is Dalia Felmea's Favorite Candy? "fireballs"
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