I'm not sure how good I am with jokes but here is goes.
What did Dworgyn say to Rattlebones? "I have a bone to pick with you" What did the Wraith say to the Clockwork Golem? " time's up, pal" What did Jabberwock say to his minions? "I like mine fried" What does Cyrus Drake and Babba Yaga have in common? "A do not disturb sign" What is Halston Balestrom's favorite game? "twister" What is Dalia Felmea's Favorite Candy? "fireballs"
I have another one; Why did Rattlebones visit a barbecue after he got defeated? "he was looking for Spare ribs"
What is my favorite soda? ...Dr. PEPPER! What color did I get on my manicure? ...HOT pink! What is my favorite way to descend a tall building? ...the FIRE escape!
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good ones Professor Falmea! I don't know if this is before your time but remember the Dr Pepper commercial?; " I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper, would you like to be a Pepper too"
A myth wizard, balance wizard and fire wizard were taking a ride on a marylebone hot air balloon. The conductor noticed the balloon was overweight and asked the 3 wizards to throw overboard things that there was too much of.
The myth wizard threw some minions out, the fire wizard threw some matches and lighters out then the balance wizard threw out the fire wizard
A myth wizard, balance wizard and fire wizard were taking a ride on a marylebone hot air balloon. The conductor noticed the balloon was overweight and asked the 3 wizards to throw overboard things that there was too much of.
The myth wizard threw some minions out, the fire wizard threw some matches and lighters out then the balance wizard threw out the fire wizard
